toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

Legit I struggled for years with unnecessary lying as an adult because of how much is grown accustomed to needing to do it as a kid. It’s fucked up man.

taeboos:

me, on a date: so can we watch naruto

whosthisbitch:

*talks* *immediately regrets it*